The Sovereign South Korean State of Korean Beauty is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lee Myung-bak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.543 billion Korean Beautyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Spirituality, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seoul. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Korean Beautyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,125 trillion South Korean won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Soda Sales, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,377 South Korean won, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Korean Beautyian Liberator", soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them, the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Korean Beauty's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Korean Beauty is ranked 248,642^nd in the world and 185^th in Nederland for Most Patriotic, with 2.59 flags saluted per person per day.